Professional Face Lickers, At Your Service
According to Wikipedia, male hippos may weigh more than 4,000 pounds while female hippos can weigh more than 3,000 pounds. They’re also renowned for being very aggressive. We have a sneaky feeling that this hippo was brought to these two dogs as a baby, considering that it allows them to kiss its face as much as they wish. It’s conceivable that a disturbed individual allowed two innocent dogs into the hippo cage as part of some bizarre nature channel show.
An Unexpected Kiss
This picture captures the iconic (and hilarious) moment when an unsuspecting kid gets his first cheek peck from an admirer who, like him, doesn’t know how to kiss. Her lips are parted, displaying her teeth, indicating the ferocity with which she is kissing… which, to be honest, is a bit unpleasant. Furthermore, when he turns away from his “attacker” with his eyes wide open, this lovely youngster seems to be in anguish. Even though it’s a nice first try, it’s not very remarkable.