Disney
“Really, dad? Did we give up Disney for this? Again?!” But seriously, can’t the parents of these kids think of a more appropriate tourist destination than a landfill? We’re hoping it was just a “bring your kids to the workday.”
The New Trend
Is there any new tanning advice in this year’s Vogue beauty issue? Is it possible that this girl is applying tomatoes to her sunburned skin to help in its recovery? Whatever it is, she appears to be dissatisfied with it. When she takes those slices off, she’ll notice she has six large white circles on her legs, which will make her even more upset.